jpmetz.

"So, let's just go over again what we've learned so far; take home and open strange backpacks, the promotion of having a hamburger for a snack, that it's okay to stand around and watch your friends change their underwear. 'Bear was about to give up.' Good. He should've given up on himself long ago. Oh, they meant on the underwear. This perfect pair of underwear that he finds is a pair of tidey-whiteys. Now, I've been in Middle School before and I don't think that the kids who wore tidey-whiteys had everyone standing around cheering for him thinking he was so cool. But you know, while we're already brain-washing our kids, find some other lies we can tell them... So while they're all standing around in their underwear they don't think to put on pants."