Making someone blush is extremely easy, especially if they’re a girl. Firstly, gather objects that you know she’ll find funny, For example, a large joke book, a small (but heavy) statue of something humourous, a rock shaped like Jesus, a toaster and an oddly coloured brick. (If she’s particularly outgoing, you may also want to consider experimenting with a foetus.) When you have your items collected, place them all in a large pillowcase. Make sure to remove the pillow first, so there’s enough room. There should be a hefty weight at the end of the pillowcase. Depending on what you used, you may want to put a plastic bag in the pillowcase first, to prevent stuff from leaking out. Personally, I had a rather messy experience with tomato sauce, so be careful, or you’ll ruin your best jeans.
Anyway, get the pillowcase and tie it off at the end, so that all the items are tied in the bottom. Hide the pillowcase in the bottom of your bag when going to school. You may be worried about having to leave out a few books, but that’s not a problem. Just add them to the pillowcase.
When you see the person you wish to make blush, remain calm. Strike up a conversation, then casually open your bag. Before she has time to react, whip out your pillowcase and swing it at her head. The end result is that she’ll be so surprised, she’ll get a cute red blush on her face.
(NOTE: The flush may look slightly redder than usual. This is perfectly normal. The blush gained from this technique is slightly stronger than the usual ones, but it’s nothing out of the ordinary. For the same reasons, she may want to lie down for a while directly after the pillowcase is applied. This too is normal, and not cause for alarm.)
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